mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous


I’m 31% sad and 69% sexually frustrated.

  • waking up: haha fuck
  • Anonymous: You're physically and emotionally beautiful. Any person would lucky to have you as a girlfriend. If you where my girlfriend though, you'd be saying ,"omg I didn't know I could feel like this!".

    You’re so sweet. Thank you. That made my day <3

    i deleted your texts but i still remember exactly what they said
    ― midnight thoughts (via somebodytoloves)


    quotes of the day to motivate me:
    "work until your bank account looks like a phone number"